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Last updated 2008-11-20 16:57:00

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"All you have to do to win $50,000" the host said, "is eat this african cave dwelling spider." The woman makes horrified noises as she pulls the spider closer to her mouth. The spider bites her lip, and with that, every spider on the table swarms her, devours her. They turn to the host collectively and demand their money, but are only capable of communicating through clicking noises and chemical secretions. The whole roulette table full of spiders storms the audience, demanding money in their spider language, screaming "HOW CAN WE AFFORD A TOURING VAN AND ISNTRUMENTS AND BECOME A ZIGGY STARDUST-ERA DAVID BOWIE COVER BAND WITHOUT SOME CAPITAL?". The host screams "I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!"


$$$straight out the suburbs of Zero Biatch, floor-eye-duh.$$$




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